When you’re looking to get elevated, you need to find a responsible place to handle yo biz. We’re pretty positive that linguists will take issue with our Spanish, but we’re taking a stand against linguists. F**k linguists. Available in a blue-grey color and a baby-shit yellow color (it’s a great color, but come on… this is accurate), with a black design.

It’s tri-blend, so it’s comfy af. 50% poly, 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (wtf does that even mean?), and 25% rayon…