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Stoner Capitalism Tee


Tell people you know how to handle your shit on and off the clock. Dolla dolla bills, y’all. Go get shit done. Lazy stoners are bullshit. Available in green or light grey with a black design.

It’s tri-blend, so it’s comfy af. 50% poly, 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (wtf does that even mean?), and 25% rayon