Live stoned. But do it without tipping people off. Say it in Spanish. You’re kinda f**ked if the people who read your shirt speak Spanish though. Unless they’re cool, then… you know… f**k yeah! New friends! I hope they’re hot. Available in light grey with a dark-ish blue design, or black with a light-ish blue design. We have no f**king desire to learn what those colors are actually called.

It’s tri-blend, so it’s comfy af. 50% poly, 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (wtf does that even mean?), and 25% rayon